Let’s Talk Titties…

August 15, 2010 The Princess

The time has come…we must discuss this…your boobies!! Now…no two boobies are alike…not even the pair that you have sitting on your chest.  Therefore, each boobie has a different need.  The key is to accept these needs and understand what needs to be done for your breasts to look their absolute best.  First rule of tittie management: there is a bra for every occasion and for every tittie.  NO EXCUSES.  Don’t be that stupid looking biatch with the tube top with straps coming out the top. Or dont wear a racerback cami or shirt if you do not have a bra for it!! Stop being lazy!! Go find the right bra! And newsflash: just because your straps are clear does not mean they are invisible!! Who invented those? Worst thing ever…but I digress.  If you do not own a bra that is appropriate for an outfit then you just have to forego that outfit…or search for the right underwear.  Next is the appearance of your breasts. There is no reason for your boobs to be sagging!! NONE! For my more voluptuous ladies, you may be in need of extra support.  For my IBTC members (you know what that is) you may need some padding and some shape.  Keep these things in mind when you shop for a good bra.  It may be expensive…but it might not be.  Lastly, nipples showing through your clothing is terrible.  I do not even own a bra without minimal padding because of this.  Do not be afraid of padding ladies!! Pads are your friends.  They make your boobies look nice and round and keep your headlights off!! Keep your tits perky, pretty, and properly positioned.

-The Princess

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